Daniel Walton
Portfolio Position: Top dog
Personal Economics Flaw: Thinking I can make money on the cartoon races
Edgy Topic: Portuguese and Spanish are the same language
My Best Characteristic: I can name every state in Australia.
My Meanest Characteristic: Calling mildly inconvenient things Orwellian
Political Position: Do the complete opposite of whatever Joe Rogan says
Dream Job: UQBA Sub-Executive
Proudest Moment: When my grandma tells me I look nice
Emma Searle
Portfolio Position: Too busy googling synonyms
Personal Economics Flaw: Only buying the chocolate-flavoured boost juices
Edgy Topic: Times New Roman should be the only font option for anything, ever
My Best Characteristic: Knowing everything about modern British socio-political history because I watched all 4 seasons of The Crown
My Meanest Characteristic: Thinking The Crown is a reliable historical source
Political Position: Unflinchingly believing whatever the UQU campaigners tell me at the bus stop
Dream Job: Jimmy Carr’s laugh
Proudest Moment: The one time I didn’t forget my umbrella under the desk on Lawbry level 2
Charlotte Thorne
Portfolio Position: Chronic accidental zoom un-muter
Personal Economics Flaw: Downwards averaging my positions that never stop going down
Edgy Topic: Economics is literally fake
My Best Characteristic: Being repeatedly used as promotional material for Birdees
My Meanest Characteristic: Red scare listener
Political Position: The opposite of what Instagram story infographics tell me, out of spite
Dream Job: Pilates addicted Teneriffe stay at home wife
Proudest Moment: Watching a lecture on 1x speed
Jen Zhang
Portfolio Position: ES dinosaur
Personal Economics Flaw: Only wearing activewear from Lululemon
Edgy Topic: My CFA team should’ve won…
My Best Characteristic: Will offer to host kick-ons
My Meanest Characteristic: Will fall asleep mid conversation at my own kick-ons
Political Position: Indro golf course member
Dream Job: Whoop ambassador
Proudest Moment: Keeping my 24/7 access to Bloomy for the last three years
Ulric Nieminen
Portfolio Position: Here for bar tabs
Personal Economics Flaw: Picked philosophy instead of BAFE
Edgy Topic: Hungry Jack’s is the only restaurant choice which maximises utility
My Best Characteristic: Can name every Korean streamer in Just Chatting
My Meanest Characteristic: Will attempt to discuss them with you in public
Political Position: Juche
Dream Job: Male gravure idol
Proudest Moment: Making my joke application seem really convincing
Elise Williams
Portfolio Position: Accountant in disguise
Personal Economics Flaw: Falling for the “get free shipping with $x spend” tactic
Edgy Topic: (Domesticated) rats are very cute
My Best Characteristic: Bullies NFT bros online
My Meanest Characteristic: My iron deficiency is my only personality trait
Political Position: Whatever Grimes is saying (jk)
Dream Job: Accountant lol
Proudest Moment: Being good at economics in year 12 (spoiler: never happened again)
